>:O

Fun last/this month is...

When you find out Mr. Yuen has a site
When you find out your mentor has a blog
When you see Faiz in a bra
When Sean Seet is being gay
When An Long IS gay
When you quantify and declare Winnie to be worth $1.85 with a price tag
When Cyrus brings you to Astro
When you pay $5 for a YGO tourney you can't win
When you complain about your newly-brought Bass, but still love it
When you are in the front row of Sundown 2010
When you play a violin in a Karaoke lounge
When Fairy Wars is released
When you feel confident bout acing your Chem Quiz
When someone yells OH YEAH and you go JAKE
When Yu Han and JT is next to you during Chinese Culture
When you make nylon and gel and screws up making them
When there's gay fangirls for you to taunt
When you climb a tree
When you found a new place that serves awesome food
When Minh Tue shouts at you during Chess
When Phyllis is being noob
When Delvin is being noob
When Ms Lau isn't round for English
When Ms Lau is back for English and we know no one gives a damn, much
When you clear two Extra Stages, consecutively
When Yong Jen do a 'bottleblasting'
When Ahmad show you his awesome Nerf guns
When Ka Keng fails at failing
When you see Claire's dog
When you are bored and with Andrew
When you found Kinema Kan releasing MORE PVs
When you are alone with your violin-for 4 hours
When you compose ideas in your head and watch 'em disppear
When you overdose on caffeine and stayed up the whole night
When you are an atheist
When you met Kasparov, live, and stalked him for 5 hours to 3 locations
When you made a wall of Post-its with drawings
When KHR 29 finally came out
When you eat ice cream and drink coffee...at the same time
When you Gacha
When you loop funneh parts of Ip Man again and again
When you play Maplestory for the sake of trolling
When you stop playing Maplestory
When you start helping in fansubbing stuff
When you get an interview from RGS people on Twilight
When Bieber fails and you are watching it
When K-on gets a second season
When BRS gets an OVA
When Black Lagoon continues
When SnS gets a third season
When you hide under a table for 303's Chinese class
When you spray a cat with contents from your bottle
When you wear stuff NOT MEANT FOR YOU
When you see stuff not meant for you
When you lurk in 4chan
When you are not reading this rant.

Not Hiatus Notice

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4EU3RB55
A gift for being away so long. TH12.8FW download!~

How do you actually justify or rationalize a conscience? Maybe it's not even there in the first place. In other words, everything you do is a series of absurd rationalization of your brain.

I believe in how our fate is cast in titanium-covered, diamond-cored solid stone. How so? Ever have the urge to withdraw your hand from a burning frying pan as you reach for it, only to realize how your hands illogically continue extending towards it, resulting in a burn? You only free and absolute territory is your mind. Which is another reason why we have great thinkers outnumbering great failers. All of us think.

My new bass guitar is as stubborn as a stubborn stork. It smells like mildew, is heavy, really dusty, and scratched all over. But I like it.

Melodic singers do in fact have a future in the rock industry-Too bad Nightwish is one step ahead of all of us. Or at least, before Tarja left.

G'day.

Untitled

I'm not dead.

Anyways, these past few days were so mundane, I could only rant about the past few days being so mundane that it has reduced me to ranting about how the past few days being so mundane.

The power of censorship is looming over the Summer animes.

Irrelevant: Bae Yong-joon starred as a cameo zombie in HSotD, with his head being nearly blasted off. I hope they do Bieber next.

Bass guitars are HEAVY.

G'day.

Fangirl Overdrive

We got the lolipop stick at the least :/


Saki + Claire + LM.C = weabooing and enthusiastic fangirls in overdrive ^^


<3 I ACTUALLY TOUCHED MAYA-SAMA <3
A fanboy by any other name is a fangirl at heart~

Performers:
2 random emcees
Tenko performers
Really tall gurls in skimpy clothes of sponsors in a desperate attempt to advertise their god-awful fashion to us
SuG
F.Cuz
Afterschool
Tall bra-gurls again
LM.C <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

The whole day was way too overwhelming to be put into words. Let's leave it at that.

Whoever wants the videos of any of the performing bands, just ask.

Koreans are heavy on their basses. REAL heavy.

Espresso with Häagen-Dazs is a potent concoction.

G'day.

Herp Derp

I punched a wall today. The wall did not give way, but I persisted. Ultimately, I failed, but I reasoned, the way only I could, that I somehow managed to win.

G'day.

TH12.8 is like sex on bread

Once upon a time, in a time long from our civilized age, there lived a group of people in a small town called Freedomland. They are in a state of perpetual ignorance but they didn’t know it. Deprived of knowledge, they lived life as carefree creatures, free from the dark grasp of corporate corruption and inefficiency.

On a clear, Friday night, the town council minister died of natural causes. A bungee boss was sent from a nearby town called Marketingland. He preached in his dogmatic and enlightening tone the importance of synergizing corridors to maximize output and attack core stratagems in the minimum frame of time. Soon, with his magical brainwashing powers, the helpless townsfolk of Freedomland had their ignorance morphed into something far more sinister: informed ignorance. In a few days, uninformed decisions were made, visual charts were drawn, and Freedomland burnt in the depths of hell.

Sequel: The Indian God of Awakening visited the townsfolk of Freedomland and granted them the demons of apathy, cynicism and sarcasm.

The end.

And G'day.

Wombathi

I'm writing this while formulating ways to kill off our chinese culture teacher.
It's ironic, cos I'm writing this in Chinese Culture class.
Surprised?
Malfeasance in Chinese Culture is apparently acceptable.
*Define malfeasance*
Mmmmm...like blogging in Chinese culture class?
Or taradiddling in Chinese culture class about our teachers' face?

*We interrupt as something exciting is happening. Some Chinese student stopped talking! Clap. Some Chinese student started talking! Clap.*

Our CC teacher also happened to know what's 'wombathi'. Get out the rozeners and whiskeys, uncork the champagnes; humanity still have hope in the form of Tamil words that sound funneh.

Anyways, if multi-level marketing is a crime, why isn't being a consultant a crime too?
Both suck up money faster than white-collared young guys having sex in their cubicles, or tort lawyers sniffing out their big paycheck in the form of gullible rednecks.


G'day.

Reiteration

BRS OVA. Nuff said.

Renai Circulation~

Novelties nearly always work. Don't castle, and play Nxb5, followed by Bh6 in Dragon!

G'day.

Absconder of Fate

Okay, since my self-esteem is so low...it's time to mock something.

Yer know, some teachers really like kyoodling. It's a wonder if some of 'em have any social life at all. I recommend the following treatments and remedies, to prevent them from becoming pyretic in their small cubicles-apartment thingies:
1)Read Dilbert and learn something from it.
2)Bloghop.
3)Make a blog.
4)Realize that Facebook is NOT your social life.
5)Find a social life.
6)Students are NOT your social circle.
7)Improve in various departments. Improvements are ALWAYS welcomed.


Argh. Khatib YGO tourney fail today. No Brionac to save my sorry ass when JD's gonna mill me out. T.T What a waste of $5. Dominic lost like a spectacular fireworks dying out. And Chickenoodles was just WTF.

For those who bothers:
Summer anime ranking:
1. K-ON!!
2. Durarara!!
3. Working!!
4. Heartcatch Precure!
5. Ookiku Furikabutte
6. Giant Killing
7. Katanagatari
8. B-Gata H-Kei
9. Yojouhan shinwa taikei
10. Kaichou ha Meido-sama!

Noticed something?
Angel beats isn't, ISN'T up there.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Homemade teriyaki sauces are never homemade. Cafe Galilee @ Jurong East need to know that. Their 'promotion' Teriyaki chicken taste like dead Mudkipz.

Friday was a complete fiasco. A supposedly winning Ruy Lopez with Way turned into epic failure when his rook crossed my second rank, thus completely locking down my pawns and kingside with its deadly, genocidal lazer. FML. Also, never proclaim victory prematurely before you win. You will always end up drawing/losing. And whatever you do, never hope for a victory. Murphy's Law lurks.


G'day.

Travolta

It rained. Too much rain is in no ways beneficial to a fragile sunflower.

(Ever wonder if Sunflowers have a scent?)

My army of Post-its got drenched. Everyone in class is feeling suicidal/crazy/mindless. Rain can apparently wash away the colours of the world. (But not MG pens and markers. HA)

*Fast forwarded to *censored* class*
Apparently, our dear whats-her-name is, like almost all other *censored* teacher, the stereotypical chosen ONE that just have to teach us. Maybe the school should revise their hiring choices. Remember what happened in year 1, when Ms. Something-or-another brought down the wrath of random mood-swings on us? Remind me again; *censored* classes are supposed to be fun. Well *censored* isn't. It's a complete waste of time. From here, we know that:
-*censored* class teachers are hired based on a desperate measure. (mostly.)
-Thus resulting in drop of quality.
-Teaching workshops never work. Individualism should be encouraged.
-Pathetic jabs at teaching are NOT teaching. It is a non-effective transfer of information.

English was boring. The comprehension test is funneh. Yes, to all the Emo-ers out there: Emo culture is just a ridiculous front that masks weaknesses and excuses weaknesses.

After a quick lunch, I marched my troops across the perilous grounds of the black-and-white squares with Phyllis and Yan Hao. The all-rounded Sicilian Dragon was broken when adjutant-in-command AKA annoying Seet made snide comments beside me, forcing me to yield to violence in order to regain concentration.

Afterwards, I became a integral part of the Internet...for 2 hours. Sensory-deprivation cubicle=my room.

90% of happiness is picking the right ethicist.

G'day.

Jews and Pizzas

Anyways.

Ever wondered how the world works like hell? Or how your lives are punctured by those little tracasseries that never goes away? You mock the world and hope it ends, but it never does (why would it~) It's probably because a)You're sex-deprived b)You're gay c)You're in THE minority OR d)You're born in the wrong world.

Then, when you look out the window and see the dull hull of sky brightened slightly by a tint of sunlight, you smile, in hope for a fresh start. Then you remembered forgetting to submit your homework, and life became mundane again.

A waif in the quagmire of life, an albatross caught by the hands of life. Wanderlust~

Which is why, in a pathetic attempt to chase away the demons of boredom, apathy and cynicism, I up my Post-its on my wall in 306 to 40.

G'day.

USC and God and whatnot

Hi all, I'm MW, a low esteemed, and thus cynical, guy who aims to balloon his own ego by mocking the world in general with this blog. So here this is.

Just how reliable or true is the concept of God? Will a convulsed, disgusted, yet innately-innocent girl forced to participate in a snuff flick who suffers pangs of guiltiness due to realizing she subconsciously enjoy these morbid and perverse acts be sent to Hell?

Apparently whatever you do, Hell is default when you die. So before you snuff it, do repent with all you heart. Can you? Does that mean sinning away for half your life, knowing you can get away with it all in the end by repenting, is acceptable?

And the whole problem once God defeats Satan. A world without temptation and corruption? Hard to imagine, especially when these are borne not from Satan's twisted way of dealing stuff, but differences between people.

Being a self-proclaimed atheist, this concept is devilishly difficult to embrace. I wonder if anyone ever thought about this?

God is never kind when it comes to Touhou or Gacha.

G'day.